Every now and again I think it's nice to set aside the politics and bickering. Occasionally, we all need to come together for the common good, and just try to understand one another. So, in the spirit of universal brotherhood, I think we can all agree:
I need one of these.
Heck, I'll be magnanimous and say we all need these. I've been promised a flying car since I was 9, and that's just that I remember. I will accept, as a valid substitute, a flying motorcycle.
Side-mounted machine guns completely optional, of course. Maybe they'll put that in the premium upgrade package.